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lipstickandligature:

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

Clean, well-dressed and mildly cultured are literally the top 3 things I want in a man. 

(Source: renloras, via secret-icecream-empress)

valledeparaiso:

“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table.

Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody…

(Source: jumbleofnotes)

(Source: sourire-ala-vie, via blomai)

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

(via emo-boyfriend)

egotisticalgold:

Me everyday

(Source: nickimlnaj, via didyoueatallthisacid)

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via buttholeliquor)

kateshields:

Short Frankie drawings #lifedrawing

(via porn4ladies)

nelliescoffee:

wow-hate:

My Samoyed in the convertible lol

I’m so happy

(via awkwardvagina)

(via starbuckers)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(Source: dualchainz, via d0nn0)

secret-icecream-empress:

eyefuckerooni

(Source: romyalizee)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via sniffing)

joshuanchor:

accurate

(Source: howtotrainyourbabyboo)